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Bus selfie woooo

Bus selfie woooo

I’m so charming

I’m so charming

I swear rich people wear the ugliest clothes they can it must be some sort of divine joke

New phone means new selfie

New phone means new selfie

dieauxbrandeaux:

Today in “white people raising children”

dieauxbrandeaux:

Today in “white people raising children”

I have my new phone (HTC one) and its so beautiful I could cry

Packing is taking a lot longer than I thought and I still have no idea what to do with this roadworks stuff

Packing is taking a lot longer than I thought and I still have no idea what to do with this roadworks stuff

I’m outside having a cig and I’m only wearing a jock underneath my dressing gown and I bent over and I swear I felt a draft touch my butt hole

so the other night i kept patting the guy i’m sort of seeing’s bum and sang “bum bum bum bum” to the harry potter theme tune