poop

unphazedcat:

boystears:

yung-ananas:

edgar-allen-hoe:

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

ephemervl:

this messed me up so bad

pussylipgloss:

P L E A S E

pussylipgloss:

P L E A S E

the pro of working on canal st is that  middle-aged spinsters and gay men don’t tend to have kids to buy meals for which means more tips for me :)) 

My trial shift went really well :) He basically bombarded me with a ton of information but I remembered all the important things and I basically just collected glasses, served food and set tables for 1hr30mins but the assistant manager liked me and one of the other waitresses said she’d put in a good word for me so hopefully I get it :))) They’re all really nice and I find out in the middle of the week 

whalebiology:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

WHAT???

posting selfies to hide the fact that i’m no longer funny 

posting selfies to hide the fact that i’m no longer funny 

what time you workin? gonna come in and make a drunken fool of myself.

he said to come in at 4 but it’ll probably be busy so i’ll probs be working all night 

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

did u shop without me

i bought ear studs and a onesie for £3 you weren’t here when i needed you